Jeremy Clarkson, beloved by idiots that actually care what he says, recently had his Twitter account hacked. Spam was posted as him, advertising eco-friendly transport, and the Morris Marina Owners' Club.
Furious Jeremy then tweeted, "I will find you planet loving and classic car freaks and kill you". Five minutes later tweeting, "Of course that was a joke. You found it funny, right?"
Luckily for Clarkson, no possessors of a fully functioning brain found his tweet offensive, mostly due to the fact they were not following him.