Well it's been and gone at last. Huge amounts of public money spent, an extra Bank Holiday to further add to the other three that would already slow down peoples' post, and of course the constant media barrage about two people we don't know getting married. I bet they were having constant orgasms in the offices of the Daily Mail and Daily Express. Thanks for the great timing of the death of Osama Bin Laden. It meant we actually had news coverage of something that really mattered. Now though we have the coverage of nothing, also known as their honeymoon. We don't know where they've gone, and I for one don't care. And on their return, yet more about them. I wish them well, and all that, they seem nice people, but there's proper news out there, stuff that really matters.
(Edited to correct typo. Posted May 2011)